1. Nora’s pacifiers drop on the ground approximately 86,472,235 times a day. I just check them for dog hair and pop ’em back in.
2. I make dinner maybe twice a week now. We live on leftovers.
3. On the weekends I take loooooooooong showers since daddy has the babe.
4. Sometimes my teeth don’t get brushed until noon.
5. I Amazon Prime like a boss from the couch.
6. I leave Nora in her night diaper way too long because sometimes I am too tired to remember to change it.
7. I videoed Nora’s poop face and sent it to The Hubs the other day. We laugh every. time.
8. I absolutely love being a momma but it is HARD!